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the opposite of snug as a bug in a rug.
i went to the mall, grocery store, salon, and doctor today. i was totally out and about like a trout.
When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together
Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that
I just wanna see the get a mug section
"Get the the uhh something sorry i forget something about the oh m.. something with m ohh its mug
When you pretend to be sorry but you're really not fucking sorry because something shitty happened to your friend and you can't contain your joy.
Oh did a humble Indian just punch you in the balls? Sorry about that!
A rule of thumb when 2 people in a relationship bring out the toxicity within each other but neither of them want to face reality so keep trying to forget the past and move on.
“Why are you still together? You guys are destroying each other.” “We don’t talk about yesterday. That’s why we’re still together…”
It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.
Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about
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oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl