The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
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A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
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The art of gyrating in such a manner that ones balls and penis sway back and forth between the anus and belly button. Resulting in a loud slapping sound.
My alabama lust thrust was loud as shit!
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verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.
Bibb county is a small town that traps everyone. Our whores think they are better than everyone, our junkies run the city and our jocks are gay bitches. Everyone knows your business and everyone always starts something. Bibb has the worst reputation and one of the highest suicide rates. Full of idiots.
Damn I used to live in Bibb County Alabama that shit SUCKED
A hot sensual also consensual slam of the nuts by a black (oppressed) female. Usually implemented with the knee or ass cheek, depends on preference. After the smash the female should suck the soul out of the nuts. SLAM AT YOUR OWN RISK
Ole racist Billy got him a sweet Alabama Nut Slam last night.
Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.
Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"