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Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009


Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.

Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.

by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011


alabama lust thrust

The art of gyrating in such a manner that ones balls and penis sway back and forth between the anus and belly button. Resulting in a loud slapping sound.

My alabama lust thrust was loud as shit!

by LaWnDaRt420 May 04, 2010


Alabama Mud Crab

When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles

Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab

by Standstiff November 11, 2021


Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 07, 2012


alabama nut slam

A hot sensual also consensual slam of the nuts by a black (oppressed) female. Usually implemented with the knee or ass cheek, depends on preference. After the smash the female should suck the soul out of the nuts. SLAM AT YOUR OWN RISK

Ole racist Billy got him a sweet Alabama Nut Slam last night.

by Fat goose sixteen February 10, 2017


alabama fruit basket

Prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her vagina with various fruit to surprise her partner.

Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"

by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017