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The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.
Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
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A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
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The art of gyrating in such a manner that ones balls and penis sway back and forth between the anus and belly button. Resulting in a loud slapping sound.
My alabama lust thrust was loud as shit!
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An Alabama custard musket is the act of having anal sex with your sister, cousin, aunt, or mother, and ejaculating into their rectum. Once this has been achieved, lay on your back, with the female participant squatting over you. She then farts out her man-custard frosted stink nuggets at you at alarmingly high velocity while screaming "the South shall rise again!" as you try to dodge the hailstorm of custard frosted butt bullets.
Oh dang man, my cousin Bobby-Jean Billy Joe Bob Possum Dog gave me the worst Alabama Custard Musket. It was so bad even Mountain Dew wouldn't wash it out of my mullet.
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Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama
After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.
The act in which a girl consumes a bag of Cool Ranch flavored Doritos and performs an Alabama Volcano on a guy.
"Man, Jenna gave me the best Doritos Alabama Volcano ever last night."
Gastrointestinal pain and excessive flatulence caused by poor southern diet.
I've got that South Alabama Gas something awful