The youngest of Kneisler boys. An ubsurd jackass. Rude. Unrespectable. Confusing. Selfcenterd. Repetitious. Headstrong. Terd.
Did you hear what Kevin's cousin did?
What? Did he pull an Alex Kneisler?
He IS Alex Kneisler!
Asshole!
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A douche who is single for the rest of his life, with a small GPA and a small dick.
Alex was jealous of Michael because Michael got a wife and had a bigger dick.
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At first Alex seems sweet , innocent and sexy but later on he removes his streak with you and leaves you on read. He breaks your heart in the worst way possible and all you want to do is forget about him. But you just canβt cause you find him irresistible.
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A tall guy, barely has hair, small lips,& mostly a lifeguard, that attracts girls from ages 1O, and further on. Usually has big ears, and never talks or talks quietly. Kinda sexy.
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