Bun length chili dog suprise

A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)

Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!

WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!

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Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

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I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

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I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

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Bun Shack

A secret dwelling (house or apartment etc) that nobody in particular lives in but the rent/bills are shared by a group. The purpose is a safe place to take someone for sex outside of a relationship. Rent, utilities is split up but no one person actually lives there, its only for discrete hook ups.

I have a new side chick, I need to use the bun shack for a few hours this Friday.

dumb bun

Someone who doesn't know his/her way around punctuations

A: Let's eat senpai!!
B: Lol! You are such a dumb bun. You forgot the comma.
A: *evil grin

B: (anxiously) You forgot to put the comma right??