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Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
Dying urge to take a shit.
Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.