noun.
Short for Isla Vista baby, Isla Vista being an area surrounding the University of California Santa Barbara and heavily populated with students.
1. The protuding belly of a woman developed due to excess consumption of alcohol, usually cheap beer like Natty Ice or Keystone. Must be reasonably firm and not the result of excess eating (i.e. Freebirds burritos)
2. An illegitimate child conceived during unprotected sex that occurred while drunk in Isla Vista. Term is usually applied while the fetus is still in gestation.
1. Brah: Dude, did you hook up with that hottie last night?
Dude: Of course, Brah, did a little dp on DP (del playa). It was siiick!!! But you were right. Once her shirt came off she def had an IV baby.
2. Brah: Well, I hope you took the backdoor. I don't want her carrying YOUR IV baby.
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When someone is in a state of immense frustration.
super pissed off
That makes me want to punch a baby.
What the fuck im gonna go punch some babies
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A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
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When you fuck a woman in the ass and the cum drips into her pussy and makes a "drip baby"
John fucked Gena in the ass and 9 months later there was a drip baby!
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When multiple males ejaculate into a container. Then a woman (the dealer) take the container and ours all of the cum into her vagina.
In nine months, the man who is the father of the baby is the winner(or loser).
Bro #1 - "Dude I found out my baby roulette results today"
Bro #2 - "What happened"
Bro #1 - "I won!"
Bro #2 - "Sorry to hear that bro"
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Baby momna takes the child support money that is enough for rent for a 3 bedroom apartment, in New York City on 5th Avenue, and take the money and spends it on herself, when the money is supposed to be used to take care of the child, and she will not buy the child any clothes and The child must call her daddy and beg him to her new clothes for school, cause the kids are picking on her old clothes. The father takes the child shopping, and the Baby momma tell the child "Daddy and his wife are rich, so make sure you get everything you can. When Baby daddy drop the child off, Baby momma is expecting Baby daddy to bring food back for the rest of the other baby daddy kids.(other kids had for other men.)
Making some poor man life a LIVING HELL because she won't take her good for nothing ass to work. She just lay around having babies living off good men. Making all women look bad.
The Baby Momma will tell you some lie that her electricity is turned off in the Winter, all the other baby daddy were smart and told her to "Go to hell" and she comes to the last baby daddy with a good job, with the same bullshit lie, and Baby daddy tells her "No, I just spend $500 on clothes for the kid." Baby Momma has her older kids to call the (that's not even related to the her older kids) baby daddy all day at work and Baby Momma then threatens to take him back to court if he don't pay her bills. She claims she can't work. However disability turned her lazy ass down, and told her to take her sorry ass to work.
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