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A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine
Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!
Someone who continuously makes it to P7 in The Dragonsongs Reprise (Ultimate) inn FFXIV and dies to thr first mechanic exaflares which results in a collective sigh from the rest of the party.
There you go again, being an exaflare bandit, this is the 5th time in a row you've died to them.
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.
Sam "I saw a photo of Josh getting tea bagged last night, but you couldn't see who's balls it was"
James "yeah we will never know unless we catch him in the act, cause he's the Teabag bandit"
A person who does not own a smartphone and wants you to conduct searches for them
Do not Google anything for that guy he is a Gigabyte Bandit tell him to get his own smartphone.
He is a regretful person, caused the world's apocalypse they are going through.
Significantly less powerful than his 4 year younger self. He will try anything to ensure his victory in a fight.
Bandit the demon is weak
Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
The legend of how shorts were made.
Her:why dont u have and pants
Him:because the pantleg bandit took all my pantlegs