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keeping it real

keeping it real- blowing things way out of proportion useually ending in somebody getting a stomping

wow that mascot is keeping it real

by ryan kowalko September 23, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 15, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Real Word

A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.

Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real Job

X ray tech. That is the only real job known that mankind. Anything else, including ones that require years of school and decades of training are fake.

Thabk god I am an x ray tech. All I is sit around on the side because its a real job.

by Realjobxraytech January 3, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


real mom

A mom who is straight forward, doesn't sugar coat anything, is realistic, and blunt.

She is a real mom. She has problems, but she deals with it.

by MTanai February 16, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

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