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Beauty blind

When you think you're attractive/ good looking but in reality you aren’t

Mataya is beauty blind

by Colemole12 August 8, 2021


Double-Blind Fun Time

When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.

Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.

by LivingWordsmith69 March 12, 2018


colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(

if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome

by CarlosTheTurtle September 5, 2021


The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021


Mental Blindness

Not to be confused with mind-blindness.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.

Despite looking at the entire map, I could not see the part with my location due to my mental blindness.

by Shugunou March 23, 2023


Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

by Emerald City March 8, 2024

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Blind Antelope

No Idea

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope

by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020