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Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin
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When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.
after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.
Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.
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Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.
Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.