Build the Boat

Code for getting belligerently drunk. Perfect for using in front of parents, bosses, and professors because they will have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

College student on the phone: Are you ready to build the boat tonight? I have all the tools.
Professor: Why hello there! I hear you have taken an interest in boat building. I teach a course in that.

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gravy boated

when you shit in a girls fanny

omg glenn gravy boated his mum last night

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Boat Race

When your smoking weed and you pass around a J and hold it in and the first one that coughs loses.

"dog wanna do a boat race"
"sure man"

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ho boat

A scruffy manly man who has sex with a lot of women. Think ho and think hobo. All ladies that go on this ship want the D. The Ho boat goes from port to port collecting various women in an attempt to satisfy is ego and appetite for Vagine.

That ho boat sleeps with a lot of women.

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Tug Boat

Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.

Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.

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Ramming the U-boat

'Ramming the U-boat' refers to the act of DP of a young lady with two gentleman's parts in the same nether orifice - whether that be Dv or DA. Once one gentleman's part has been inserted, the second gentleman can be said to be 'ramming the U-boat' as he introduces his equipment alongside the first gentleman's parts - a process which will necessitate two two penii contacting each other repeatedly. The adult actress Gauge can often be seen in her films as the hostess to such an action.

While the act of 'ramming the U-boat' does involve penis-to-penis contact between two men, it's widely accepted to be only gay if the balls touch.

In this film, everything happens: DP, A2M, ramming the U-boat....

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Glass Bottom boat

When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.

Kelly did a glass bottom boat for me while i jacked off. She's such a freak!

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