Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time

"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."

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morrisons breakfast

my college luckily enough has a supermarket right next door (we call it Chuck Norrissons) - the clue is kind of in the name.

usually a Morrisons breakfast is just a mix of all the sweets doh-nuts and chocolate that you can get you hands on for as little money as possible and that your mum would never want you to eat first thing in the morning

I was up all night last night and haven't eaten anything. anyone want a morrisons breakfast?

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Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties

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Corn Dog Breakfast

When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.

My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.

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Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

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had breakfast at the "Y"

eating some broad out

John - Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"

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Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

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