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belltower bro

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.

Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.

by Jet595 December 29, 2011


Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.

Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.

by Kisha74 July 6, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


deja bro

The experience of inexplicable familiarity felt when seeing a bro in a social setting (e.g. a party). This familiarity is often inexplicable due to excessive consumption of alcohol by both parties. But following a conversation between the two bros and some hard thinking, it is usually surmised that they met in class, saw each other on campus, or ran into each other in some other random setting. This often leads to good-natured conversation about their limited commonality over drinks.

Bro #1: "Bro, I've got total deja bro right now? Where have I seen you before?"

Bro #2: "Yeah same, dawg. Did we have a finance class together or something?"

Bro #1: "Yeah! Now I remember, I was mad hungover when you did some dumb ass presentation or something!"

Bro #2: "Tight, bro! That makes two of us!"

(they high five, cheers their cans of Natty Ice, and chug)

by PTouch August 24, 2010


Mario bros

Alt. Mario Brothers, Mario bro's
The Mario brothers (Mario Mario and Luigi Mario) from the popular Nintendo games.

Yo the Mario bros keep hatin' on the Koopa's.

by Dick-ioio April 30, 2006

50πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


venture bros

A pretty decent, if mindlessly violent, parody of the ancient "Johnny Quest" cartoon series.

It's shown on Adult Swim.

Venture bros is most definitely not for kids!

by pillager April 29, 2006

94πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

by charlie_sheen March 6, 2011

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bros with Blunts

When a kid pays for his mothers cruise so him and a bunch of friends can smoke a lot of blunts, in his house.

Tim: I'm so exited for Bros with Blunts
Eric: I just cant wait to fishbowl my room

by Oehlschlagel January 21, 2009

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž