My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
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When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!
I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!
Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.
Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.
A goatee that looks like a dirty ring of an anus. See David Whol’s face
Look at that ring around the butthole on David Wohl’s face.
The area inside the rim of the anal cavity. Not penetration deep.
She said she didn’t do anal, but when I massaged her pre butthole and she got super wet.