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When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.
I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.
Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.
Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.
Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds
Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.
Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it
Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
The act of catching a droplet of airborne sperm with one’s mouth.
I was masturbating when a gob of sperm flew into my mouth; does catching popcorn mean I am gay?
Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.
Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.
Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!
If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.
Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.
You support trump because he doesn't call you stupid but by supporting trump everyone else does.
Lot's of catch-45's at the job fair. Always check the social media.