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A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.
Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"
Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"
Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"
Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"
A rude term for a woman or teen (or girl) who is very slutty and gets very into sex or sexual behavior.
i.e : You see a girl really REALLY hitting on some guy, looking so desperate and going on over and over and acting really slutty "Wow, look at her, she's a real dick-lick chick huh?"
This is one of your girlfriend or wife's sister or sisters. This relationship is one that is contextualized by using fratty language, such as referring to each other as "bro" and using the word "hella" frequently as an adjective in encounters where both parties are involved. The chick-bro-in-law makes your relationship a packaged deal.
Michael: "Hey bro you wanna hit the club up tonight?"
Joel: "No bro I'm getting hella drunk with my girl and chick-bro-in-law tonight, at this fancy restaurant. It's gonna be so bromantic."
A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.
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A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.
Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg
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Hot chick syndrome refers to the condition in which an extremely attractive female develops inward traits of vanity not typically found in average looking females.
Because of her attractiveness, guys will constantly ask her out throughout school and beyond, laugh at her jokes when they are not funny, be her shoulder to cry, or constantly compliment her regardless of a justified reason.
This typically leads to the "hot-chick" developing a very self-centered lifestyle and personality. Later on in their professional careers, some hot-chicks will even continue to utilize their attractiveness for undue promotions over their more deserving male/female counterparts.
Heather has a case of hot chick syndrome. Even though she has the IQ of a mule, she is still smart enough to know every guy in town wants to fuck her.
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