cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

cake rinsed

when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

bangs cakes

Used to express excitement.

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"

Pum cake

Derived from the root pum , to blow hard faster and stronger than anyone else. A pum cake is the culmination of 4 or more males being blown harder faster and stronger than anyone else in the given vicinity.

There is nothing quite like a pum cake let me tell ya!

Cake pansy

When a grown ass man in the group wants the tiniest piece of cake

Can you cut me a smaller piece of cake than that? I’m a cake pansy.