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A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.
This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.
Employee 1: You missed the big meeting yesterday.
Employee 2: Indeed. I took a California Sick Day.
Employee 1: Up to your elbows in shit either way, right?
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An elite, private research university which boasts some of the best programs in the country, including the prestigious School of Cinematic Arts and School of Letters, Arts and Sciences. USC has top-20 programs in film, engineering, english, and law. Overall, USC ranks just below rival UCLA, however that is projected to change by 2012, and USC has been climbing the national ranks since being named Time "School of the Year" in 2000.
2009-2010 admissions to the university are extremely tough (23% acceptance rate versus UCLA's 21% acceptance rate).
USC boasts incredible sports teams, including football, where they have won the Rose Bowl three times since 2000 and a national championship in 2004. USC also has 12 national baseball championships.
USC is extremely expensive, but has a higher salary rate after graduation than UCLA. USC is also a better choice for entertainment industry jobs, as USC students have higher field interview records than UCLA students. USC believes in a "Trojan Family" alumni network which give students a much needed advantage to find work in Los Angeles after graduation.
"University of Southern California, home of the Trojans"
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when you slap a small jewish boy in the face and then drop a deuce on his forehead, then you finish with a good ole teabagging.
ME:"hey tom whats wrong?"
TOM:"that guy just gave me a california thunder jypsy.."
ME:"your jewish?!"
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The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.
She thought my California Sun Chips were too salty!!
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A Theme Park Made By Walt Disney Imagineering. It Opened On February 8th, 2001 As Apart Of The Disneyland Resort. The Park Shows The Aspects And Culture Of California Dream. The Lands In California Adventure Are Sunshine Plaza, Golden State, Condor Flats, Paradise Pier, Pacific Wharf, Bugs Land, And Hollywood Pictures Backlot.
The Icon Of The Park Is A Giant Grizzly Bear, Which Is the State Animal Of California. California Adventure Is Across From Walt Disney's Original Disneyland.
Disney's California Adventure Can Also Be Abbreviated As DCA.
1. Jenny And I Are Going To Disney's California Adventure
2 Disney's California Adventure Is Getting A Huge 1.1 Billion Dollar Expansion Starting Fall 2008
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A relatively young, highly ranked school established in 1965 with great academics that is steadily rising in reputation. UC Irvine has one of the highest student populations of Asians at around 52% in 2008.
Some people still think that UCI has no social scene because it is set in the stereotype that it is a "commuter school".
Irvine, the city the school resides in, is a very safe and clean (not to mention very expensive) community.
UC Irvine was ranked #41 in the National Universities category and #11 in the Top Public Universities in the United States by U.S News and World Reports' "Best Colleges 2011" annual rankings.
Amanda was rejected from the University of California, Irvine.
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the greatest place on earth. spend on your money to get drunk, eat crappy cafeteria food, and do a shit load of work. The place where matt leinart and reggie bush run the school. yeah..you all wish you were trojans!
when at a partay, you can dance on a pole, freek-a-leek in a cage, or hump some basketball star's backside....fuck yeah
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