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When someone licks the sweat off the hair of another person's gouche.
Oooga and Smooga were talking on a rock in 10000 B.C.
"Smooga, you got dirt in your gouche," said Oooga.
"Could Oooga get it for me?" responded Smooga.
"Glad to help."
Little did Oooga and Smooga know that they had performed the first Canadian Photographer in history.
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ChiXX0r describes a girl with l33t h4xX0r 5k1llZ. Canadian ChiXX0r is, therefore, a ChiXX0r from Canada.
This term was originally coined to describe Starreh, the original Canadian ChiXX0r.
Person 1: That ChiXX0r was so l33t, she ownZed me in CS. Later on I found out she was from Canada.
Person 2: Lmfao. You got pwned by Starreh?
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Canadian girls are self-admiring and egotistical. They have their heads so far up their ass, they think the world revolves around them. They are hard-drinking and love to wear yoga pants and flip flops. They seldom make eye contact, and will give only a brief hug. Average weight 155 lbs., but will swear she's just 151.
Those girls can't stop looking at themselves, but wouldn't dream of showing an ounce of attention to anyone else. They are narcissistic and must be Canadian girls!
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The act of beating a moose to death with a hockey stick, cutting off the antlers, and sodomizing somebody as they drink maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup and rapidly speak French.
Get away from that moose, unless you're gonna Canadian History someone.
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Filling a moose's anus with natural yoghurt and slurping it out with a straw.
Widely regarded as the most nauseating sexual fetish ever devised.
"Amanda and I went on our third date last night, and boy, we did it all. Just before dawn, we even shared a full Canadian Breakfast."
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Placing any kind of screen (ideally the bottom of a small strainer) against the anus, then defecating through it, ideally with a soft-consistency stool, so the feces looks like spaghetti.
Similar to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop
My bandmates wanted to see something fucked up, so I dropped trou, bent over, nuzzled a screen up to my asshole & shit through it. I made Canadian spaghetti.
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A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).
- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.
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