The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
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A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.
Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!
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Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"
Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).
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An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.
We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott
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just a general insult or nickname
heys what's up Captain latreen
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Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.
Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!
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A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.
CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
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