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A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties
Person 1:
You are very condomic
Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out
A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.
Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.
so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person
yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light
A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."