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Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 17, 2017


taiya cooke

the fittest person to ever live

taiya cooke is the fittest girl in the entire existence

by luke.sim0 December 1, 2022


Warren Cook

Infamous early 2010's internet user (and presumably an internet troll) mainly known for making "fake VHS openings." Warren Cook was a subject of ridicule by internet users (and aspies generally) as a way to hurt or make fun of him, like making "grounded videos" or "hate videos" out of him. Warren's face was once shown online revealing him as some sort of Hispanic child with numb-lips, but it's unsure if it actually is him or not.

Warren Cook, you are suspended from school for only 43 days. Your manners of misbehavior and overreaction are not tolerated in any standard guidelines of this school. From this point on, you won't be able to come back until you have improved.

by blank flank March 17, 2023


you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021


Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet

by princessej March 25, 2018


cooking mom

The main person who leads all cooking adventures.

Iris is the cooking mom of the group

"Cooking mom, What do we do?"

by Iris Wynter September 13, 2017


let him cook

Giving someone a chance to do something impressive.

Guy 1: Dude this guy is so bad at this game!
Guy 2: Wait just let him cook..

by 6lock August 17, 2023

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