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When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her
woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!
Before work, I crab for Potomac Blue Crabs on the Rochambeau Memorial Bridge.
Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.
Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.
Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.
girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"