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1. Usually a male, angry, alternative-right troll, that has no social life other than the internet. Often kicked out of social groups for making misogynistic or racial remarks. They act tough on line but in person are often very often wimpy and poorly endowed physically.
I just blocked another cream puff that was trolling my Facebook about yesterday.
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When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
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A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer
We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public
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when one two or more persons cream in ones asshole
Person1-Why's Jane walking funny?
Person 2-Oh she had a cream party last night
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What is said when a situation or conversation can not get any more awkward.
Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.
girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.
Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.
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The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.
"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."
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