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A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.
He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.
The act of consecutively inserting a hermaphrodite's own testicle into their vagina. Hence, popping the other one out upon reinsertion.
Did you that Joe was cunt juggling Gianna last night? I heard her ballsack stung afterwards.
Tampon used by women at period time
My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view
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Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.
Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.
"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."
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An Australian greeting.
Person 1 :g’day cunt
Person 2: g’day to you too cunt
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A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos
Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
a bitchy cunt is a girl who consistently acks in annoying or nagging manner to her male counterpart
Johnny- Sorry Jeff, I cant do anything tonight. Suzy is making me wash the dishes
Jeff- oh man, Suzy is such a bitchy cunt
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