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Dating someone online through AOL.
Guy: Hey you're hot!
Girl: Mm you're hot too!
Guy: Wanna ao date?
Girl: Ok!!
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A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?
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Cringey cunts who date online due to them failing in life, being 10 years old or being just genuinely sad people. Usually a virgin or never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Person #1 (Xeodus) : Did you know Levice & ISayRawrXD are e-dating? How cute, we should all be accepting of eachother
Person #2 (Normal People) : Die
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When two straight guys or girls are hanging out
I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.
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when you're on a date and you're about to kiss and the person puts their hand behind your neck
Girl #1: So, did you and that guy kiss on your date?
Girl #2: yeah...
Girl #1: what was it like?
Girl #2: he totally date naped me
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A time when a bunch of guys get together to dip and hangout and talk about shit.
Yo dude Dip Date?
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To go on a date simply to recive a free meal
The Black Dahlia Used To go Dating For Diner
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