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Turbo Dog

Violent Explosive Marathon of Diarrhea...

He drank so much last night that he was "turbo dogging" all day

by The Cub Dog November 26, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dog Shot

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.

You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.

ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.

You: Am I being Detained?

ATF: .....

You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.

ATF: .......

(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)

ATF: He's got a gun!

(Pew Pew Pew)

You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...

ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

by SrcMaker January 4, 2021

333๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

by Tweeaaked September 3, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


salt dog

Used of Marines for someone who is very experienced at their job and/or who has been enlisted for a long time.

also see salty

"Grandpa was with those salt dogs that took Iwo Jima."

"The guys who took Fallujah were some salt dogs!"

by bivouac June 2, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


J-dog

who wears a mask with a dollar bill glued tohis mouth and bloddy tears. J-dog is a memeber of hollywood undead.

J-dog says:What, Say what the fuck, Six shooters up, now what the fuck โ€ฆ. point them up. Who's down to ride, who's down to ride, Undead pop shots we're down to die.Who's down to die who's down to die, Undead pop shots, we're bound to ride. Black hat side ways white bold LA, flat on your back leave you smoked like an ashtray. Wig split face ripped, nod if you're listenin' shot to the cross Leave you dead like a Christian. Pop Pop, your heart just stops stops, when I just cock cock, my gun cause I shoot for fun that's how the west was won. I sell an ounce and then I sell two more, then I come to collect with the pistol 44. There's some truth to that, About the weed or the gat, you may never know, just leave it at ...

by sara nejat December 28, 2007

222๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Prarie Dog

A drink made by mixing half a shot of Tequila and half a shot of Tabasco sauce, usually in a shot glass and downed all at once.

A female friend was being bothered By a dude at the bar a while back. She bought him a Prarie Dog. He was in his glory for a short time "Hey, this chick bought ME a drink" until he downed it. He subsequently abandoned his advances.

After a few drinks, say at a party, the testosterone can flow and initiate the old "Double Prarie Dog Dares". This happened at my wedding reception.

by Hill Giant December 9, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


flat dog

crocodile

Look at all the flat dogs on the riverbank.

The Zambezi is infested with flatties.

by George McBob May 11, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž