Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"

Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....

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where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

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I don't fuck with you

Wanting nothing to do with someone, whether as a friend/acquaintance or more. Can be abbreviated as "idfwy" or "idfwu". Gained popularity from Big Sean's song. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "fucking someone".

Kacey: Hey why don't we invite Lisa to the party?
Marissa: Hell no. I don't fuck with her, she's annoying

Jason: Hey baby I miss you, let's get back together
Kacey: No thanks, I don't fuck with you

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You don't know me

"You don't know me" is an incredibly brilliant statement that you can resort to when Mr. Jack Daniels is making it harder for you to say things that make sense.

Cop: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Me: You don't know me.

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don't forget to like and subscribe

A ploy used by Youtubers to try to increase their likes and subscribes.

Youtuber: Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Person A: Can Youtubers stop saying this?
They'll only like and subscribe if they like your content!

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Google Don't Give a Doodle

Anything that is completely forgettable, that not even Google will create a doodle image for it, and they doodle some obscure stuff

No one knows when it's Columbus Day until they go to the bank or post office and realize it's closed. It's such a forgettable holiday that even Google Don't Give a Doodle.

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What is this i don't even

When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.

Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even

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