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Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.
Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”
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the most dumbass president ever in the History of the United States the man was born without a brain. if god gave Trump a brain he would more dangerous than even most of the voters were as dumb as him to vote for trump. In the English language, Trump actually means the wind that comes out of the Ass. so basically Donald trump's mother gave birth to from her ass
guy 1 " hey you heard about Donald Trump being president"
Guy 2 " Oh that dumb fuck who was born without a brain"
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A white trash with bill gates dick in his mouth and getting fucked by Asians and Mexicans
Donald trump is gay and is taking a dump
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Simple definition: Everything you want to be...
Just kidding, that's a lie...
A good definition: a dick munching, maniac. In other words, your mom.
Guy 1: Who's Donald Trump?
Guy 2: Just go to google and look up a meme
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The worst president of the USA. The first Oompa Loompa president of the United States. Congratulations dumbasses.
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A horrible excuse for a president who probably has the words smallest dick, and he also has small hands
"Did you know Donald Trump has small hands?"
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