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touchΓ© douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: TouchΓ© douche

by Tonyiguana March 3, 2016

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Douche Bag

Giles Gobey a locall retard from a small inbread town called otley it is loacated 12miles from leeds.

This douche bag can be seen driving around in a black saxo on a regular basis he is normally alone as he is on the look out for any underaged kids between 12-16 (no older tho) COS THAT IS LEGAL SICK BASTARD !!

Giles Pile driving Gobey douche bag

by The Pile driving perve June 5, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Douche Bag

A term used to describe a ego-maniacal dimwit, who walks around with an arrogant attitude and a undeserved sense of accomplishment. They can be found in wife-beater t-shirts or with over-gelled spikey hair pissing everyone off.

After the Douche Bag brought more sleeveless t-shirts and designer sun glasses, he came home to upload his Douche Bag pictures, from his previous visit to the night club(where he started a fight he never finished), to his Douche Bag MySpace.

by darKARooo April 18, 2009

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


douche armada

A group of 4 or more douchebags

A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.

by xWaRpeDx October 24, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Douche-Bowl

A bowl-like hair cut where the hair is brushed to the side, as made "popular" by Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber has the Douche-bowl hair style.

by Tache July 7, 2010

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


douche berry

A remnant of one’s cleansing practice of a highly intimate nature. More specifically, an insult to spew at someone else in order to induce a momentary lapse in judgment whilst he or she contemplates the meaning, so that you may kick him or her in the box or berries and run like hell.

Bob: Oh yeah, while why don't you suck my nads, you sopping douche berry!
Big Ben: I'll kick you--what the hell did you ++AHH, you kicked me in the jewels, you freakin' twat bunny!!!+++
Bob: ::runs like hell::

by Lady Shinigami November 14, 2005

47πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Brandon Radlo November 26, 2006

30πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž