An edge lord whom stalks women in hopes to get a girlfriend but ends up creeping them out. He always has at least one girl he heavily stalks
Yo, Edge Lord Shadow was caught masturbating outside her house
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To be in the process of attempting anilingus on a man with an exceptionally broad arse hole, likely through years of fist related abuse.
Christ I had my work cut out last night! I went down on this guy I met on Old Compton St and it took me 5 minutes to rim one circuit of his arse hole. I was on a right edge of the abyss
Edge o clock means its time to edge
Guy 1: My Edge O Clock is going off
Guy 2: Its time to edge bro
Someone who is cool, relevant, or popular.
Root of origin: Germany
Synonym with cool, relevant, popular.
sentance: you are such an edge lord
When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.
I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.
When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.
"I couldn't decide on blonde or brunette so I ended up just edge scrolling."
Similar to regular Sexual Edging. Dump Edging is where you start to Turtle Head, but at the last minute contract your sphincter and suck the turd back into your bowels. After you've done this a few times, and you finally get to release your load, you'll be sweating with euphoria, as endorphins flood your body.
I was riding the 230 home, after a long lunch of spicy Indian food, and got the urge to continue the endorphin hit. So I decided to do a bit of Dump Edging on the bus to tide me over, until I arrived at the sanctity of my home base toilet