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The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)
Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.
The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.
He is John Edward
A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!
The main character in fullmetal alchemist
Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist
Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive
St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!
Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
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A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands