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using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits
I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.
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A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.
Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
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The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.
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A person who likes every page, and joins every group.
"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.
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v. being fired for something you post on facebook
Damns, I just got facebook fired!
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Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.
"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."
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A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
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