Fuck

To beat with a bundle of sticks.
or
To beat with a stick.

"Im going to go fuck Bob. Wanna come?"
Translation: "Im going to go beat Bob with a stick. Wanna come?"

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fuck

F. found U. under C. cardinal K. knowledge
basically found having sex!!

Bob: oh baby that feels good
Jill: mmmmhmmm give it to me
Bob: mhmm
Jill: uhh mhm ahh aww ooo

Jills Father: what the fuck is going?

Bob: umm sir i was sexing your daughter

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fucking a

1. Said in dismay
2. Another way of saying "Fucking ass".

1. Fucking a, I failed the SATs
2. Your such a Fucking a.

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fuck

Abbreviation for "Fornication Under Consent of the King"

Sir William the black knight needed to apply for "Fornication Under Consent of the King" before he could fuck his mistress

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Fuck

to fuck to have sex as in vaginal penile sex

my girl jaycie sucks my cock everyday then I FUCK her hard and pound her

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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.

"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

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fuck that

if you dont want to do something because no1 else is

walking up mamas kitchen stairs and get to the top. look around and your mates are not there and you shout "FUCK THAT" and walk back down

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