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A man who happened to be black and was killed by police because he was really high on meth and tried to drive a car, which by the way was stolen. The Joe Biden and Kamala Harris fans use the fact that he was black just to say that Donald Trump is a racist guy. Strictly political campaign.
Joe Biden fangirl: ”OMG George Floyd was a victim of racism.”
Me: ”No, he was not, start thinking for yourself and do not trust everything Joe says.”
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The extremely attractive guitar-playing member of the U.K boy band Union J (previously known as Triple J, featuring Jaymi Hensley, JJ Hamblett, and Josh Cuthbert). Likes Spider-man, Legend of Zelda, cuddling, bananas, noodles, and Demi Lovato. In a bromance with bandmate Josh Cuthbert (known as Gosh). Was added to Union J after being axed as an X Factor UK solo artist.
Girl 1: Have you heard of George Shelley?
Girl 2: Yes, oh my god, he's so hot, I love him.
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The first amendment? Hah!
Separation of church and state you say? What's that?
It's bad to incur trillions in war debts for a war that was unecessary in the first place and as a side effect triggered the hatred of our country by every educated nation in the world, an economy in shambles, and a nation divided? Silence, flip-flopper. Dubya's one hell of a president.
"Hey man, torturing Iraqi prisoners in violation of the Geneva Convention, cavorting about with fascist evangelicals and failing to include a trillion dollar war in the federal budget isn't THAT bad"
"Shut up, George Bush"
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Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.
"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"
"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
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1. A crazy corporate nazi bastard!
2. A person who doesn't believe in freedom
3. A man who probably thought that Kuwait was a type of fruit.
1. That Coke a Cola CEO is such a george bush.
2. Sometimes Adolf Hitler can seem like a george bush
3. That man is a fucking moron, I mean a georege bush.
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The dumbest being alive... ever. Usually next to the second dumbest being alive, cheney. Can be usually found near cacti and other desert plants. Feeds on doritos hoho's and other mind numbing foods and gets erections watching bambi and other gay disney characters. Makin words up is its favorite passtime and although he usually doesnt know where the hell he is most of the time, he ALWAYS finds the wrong thing to say at precisely the wrong time. Its does not defecate (its full of shit).
When out of its natural habitat, eggs and other vegetables and sometimes even rocks are attracted to it with a magical variation of the already known gravitational pull. AKA agressive demonstrations.
aww... look at the little georgy bush makin this world a better place for his fellow apes! he sure is a stupid george bush!
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