Give her the Bret Favre

To send an image of your junk to a female via a picture message.

Doug: Dude, remember Paige from the bar last night?
Kevin: Yeah. Did you give her the Bret Favre?
Doug: Of course!
Kevin: Did you remember to use the zoom!

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Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.

Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?

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Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

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I don't give a hoot

not caring, does not matter to you , i could care less, you are beyond it

"Curtis they are leading by 20 points" i don't give a hoot

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Giving A Whale A Tic Tac

A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)

"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"

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I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

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I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

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