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People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.
Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.
When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.
Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.
Me: Of course not darling.
5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.
The world's funniest Google website. Simply choose a language, do an Irish jig on your computer keyboard, and you will get a VERY accurate translation. For example, fryfryfryfryfryfryfry from Welsh becomes "wondrous wonders". Incredible!
With the power of Google translate, I can turn "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." into "Long walls and black anger."!!!
When you use the first result in a google search as fact.
At a google glance republicans are right!
I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.
According to a google glance you're wrong.
The future tense to know; figure something out. Cant find the answer to life's mundane questions
Example 1
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.
Example 2
Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!
Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire