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Sneaky Horse

1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex

2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him

Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."

Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"

by whokilledreidponder May 4, 2016


Horse Nigger

An Amish person

That horse nigger is driving a buggy down the road.

by AmishRacist December 2, 2019


Horse Bunny

A man attractive and physically fit with a body built like a stallion, but also cute like a bunny. A man who is well endowed, or " blessed " in the front (hung like a horse), but will be sweet & soft enough to cuddle you (like a bunny)after coitus.

And/Or a man who knows when to be hard and when to be soft.

And/Or a man who can screw you hard, but hold you in their arms after.
A rare and beautiful result of a long line of premium eugenics.

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Female 1: " OMG girl! The guy I'm dating is PERFECT! Not too hard, not too soft ya know? Such a horsebunny! "
Female 2: " Damn, girl! Sounds like a keeper! Where can I find a guy like that?"
Female 1: " IDEK girl!! I've been looking for a horse bunny all my life!

by RhiTheQueenB March 15, 2022


Horse Baloney

A family friendly word Markiplier sometimes uses for the word ‘Bullshit

‘What a bunch of horse baloney!!’

- Markiplier

by WolfiepusGalaxy December 26, 2020


horse's stink

The incessant smell that comes from someone acting like a horse's arse

Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach

by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017


Fucking the horse

An inability to attract and seduce women which leads to the person fucking a horse instead. Another name for dying alone

“Bro, Erik struck out 3 times at the bar last night”, “I know, he’s definitely gonna end up fucking the horse

by J Facts October 4, 2022


horse-collared

To tackle someone to the ground by grabbing the back of their shirt collar.

John was horse-collared on his way to the endzone

by Revolos55 October 29, 2008