the fattest bloke in the world. he fucked his brother and wanks off americans
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The sexiest man in all the land. could pick up any girl in the world. Has a dick the size of Australia and uses it well. girls are on him like magnets. His amazing skills at everything could lead him to be the ruler of the world but that's to much effort. He is a loyal to his 5 best friends: Dom Slagter, Harry Kau, Will McLean, Gus Teschendorff and Will Goode.
girl says ' omg did you see Harry McMahon today'
other girl says ' yes he gets me so horny because he is so hot!!'
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Kamala harris is a communist
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The protagonist of K.J. Rowling's book. This ignorant teenage zitfaced twit received international acclaim for his masturbatory tendencies.
Man, did you read Rowling's latest Harry Palmer book?
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A sexual innuendo which is approached from the doggy style position. As your fornicating doggy style stop. The male removes his penis from the vagina and slowly begins rubbing it on the area between the asshole and vagina. The male then says "i bet you wondering if i'm really gonna stick it in your asshole without asking,(pause for suspense) but my question is,(again pause) you feel lucky bitch, do ya?" Give or take the bitch in that sentence. The you proceed to shove your fallice into her asshole. I made this up wah wah wa what? all the other ones are wrong, and in reality are called something else
I pulled the dirty harry and she almost broke my dick off
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a person who is known as a tosser, dick or cock, etc. a person who is generally a pain in the rear!
aaaaaaaaaaa bog eye! ja get me dat leezo chambers is a right choper harris. keeps pulling me off like a two bob! ( kiss back of teeth after )
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GOD.
a god who is living and breathing god of multiple talents such as: singing, comedy, acting, playing instruments and much more.
playing articulate, girl number one says
"he used to be in the band 1D"
superfan girl "god"
girl" harry styles, correct"
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