A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.
“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?
some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!
teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
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The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"
Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
When you have to shave your pubic hair
Ahh dude I gotta mow hawk this shit before I have sex and try anal
when you hawk tuah spit on that thang and jawk (jerk) it til a man nuts
i gave my homie travis kelce the hawk and jawk before the super bowl