When you want your girl to hurry back so you can give her a blasting
The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.
(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."
When you done fucked up and a bro politely ask you to get the fuck OUTTA HERE.
When you don't follow the Facebook event page, OUTTA HERE!
When your pissed off a group of scared hopeless people. They are clearly weak compared to you so must establish your dominece at that very moment. The most effective way ever known is the " Your god's right here "
Crazy villain: " you dumb fools, can't you see........ Your God's right here "
friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.
oh boy, here we go again
insert your name here is such a hot piece of live wonderfullness, if you see him/her, then you must keep them forever in your child dungeon where he/she will spend the rest of his/her life, imprisoned by you while you gush over them on fucking urban dictionary what the fuck
insert your name here is hot lol i want to fuck 'em