Where a man with only one testicle delivers half a normal man’s sausage porridge portion
I was very disappointed with my one night stand the other night Carol, he only delivered The half load Hitler
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Because they are their oreos without milk.
eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?
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When you have shit on your lip after eating ass, you strap a dildo to your head and the girl rides it while giving you and handjob.
Babe, can we try the Hitler Party Hat tonight?
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Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
When someone is ranting at you, and they rant so long that they become out of words, so they just throw random shit into the sentence
"You fucking Jew, I bet you don't even know how to cook a penny. Dumb pussy ass nigga bitch Hitler-loving dumbfuck."
"Dude what the fuck that makes no sense.
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The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....
Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.
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