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When you cum so deep in a girls mouth that it hits her tonsils.
So pretty much my accuracy the other night was perfect! I aimed right for the back of her throat and gave her some tonsil icing!
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A form of diarrhea that is the consistancy of Iced Tea. No chunks and lighter in color. This occurance usually sounds like you're peeing from the butthole.
Wow, Karen made some fresh Iced Tea in the bowl earlier.
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A beer popular among frat boys and bustas for being cheap and having a slightly higher alcohol content than other beers. Natty Ice tastes like shit and, contrary to popular belief, will get only the worst lightweight drunk quicker because it is, after all, still just a beer. Ironically, most people that drink natty ice probably come from affluent families and can afford something better.
After drunkenly stumbling upon a gatorade bottle full of clean urine being kept in the fridge for an upcoming drug test, Eric mistakes the urine for actual gatorade, takes a sip and then exclaims "Fuck! This gatorade tastes like natty ice!"
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Something that given the right flavor and texture, will instantaneously take away all your negative feelings momentarily...which is why it's dangerous because eating it feels good and you don't know how much you've been overdoing it until you realize, "hey, i'm done with half the container already...ugh, not again."
I had to put on my hoodie and headed to the local CVS at 2 in the morning because I wanted some ice cream but feeling like a big loser who caves to creamy goodness time and time again. It felt like something I shouldn't be doing but hell, I can't wait to get that goodness in me!
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n. A drink that Brits find insulting to real tea drinkers. Personally, I enjoy both, but British style a bit moreso.
What the bloody hell are you drinking, Luke? Is that an *gasp* Iced tea?! Ah, now I have to fuck you up, old chap.
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You are fire and ice. Fire is down, ice is up. Don't think about it too much or it won't make sense, most likely because you've been brainwashed by the INTERNET and your government.
Friend 1 : "What are we?"
Friend 2 : "We're fire and ice"
Friend 1 : "Oh, so we are a mix of both chaos and order?"
Friend 2 : "Sort of. You see our world was created when ice met fire for the first time. And the infinite surface off earth was created soon afterwards. But a couple thousands of years ago, or maybe even more recently, secret societies began forming with the hopes to control the known world. As soon as those societies realized what we are, where we are and how we are (the why is irrelevant), these societies worked together to form a plan to fool all of the known people on our side of the ice wall, that we live on a limited sized ball floating in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by other floating balls, and giant burning lights, and giant black holes that suck everything into them. Now we all unknowingly live in a giant ice water dish, that is slowly melting at the edges, and expanding outwards towards infinity."
Friend 1 : "This sounds really serious, why don't people talk about this stuff?"
Friend 2 : "No one wants to sound crazy, and even if you do talk about it, you will be shunned and mocked until you no longer speak at all. Due to the schooling systems, languages and social structure of our societies being designed to keep the smart man down, and the dumb man powerful."
Friend 1 : "Do you think we will ever wake up and try to help the others stop trying to control us?"
Friend 2 : "Nope."
Friend 1 : "Why?"
Friend 2: "Two words: Fidget Spinners."
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Any time a guy has sex with an icy cold bitch, he gets the ice dick.
I can't believe you fucked that bitch. You must have an ice dick, because she's so cold.
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