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Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 5, 2021


Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020


5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her saladthe 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022


ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro February 23, 2018


ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie December 15, 2017


Yankee Minute

Something you haven’t done In 3 years or more

Wow, I haven’t had a cookout corn dog in a yankee minute

by Susie creamcheese July 17, 2023


Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven February 8, 2012