November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

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December 1

Its national sexy Sam day. Anybody named Sam,Sammy,Samuel, or Samantha should be called sexy all day.

Oh hey its December 1, so can we just talk about how sexy Samuel Lilly is?

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December 1

National fuck your best friends day. No matter their gender just have sex! You aren’t gay if you participate in this holiday.

“Yo bro wanna fuck? “

“No dude that’s gay.”
“But it’s December 1, fuck your friend day!”

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December 1

🚫🥜november is over boiz go hard

FINALLY ITS DECEMBER 1 *12:01am* oop i just used used up a new box of tissues and a whole bottle of lotion.

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Halo 1

The game were you can friggen shoot up a tank with the power of a pistol

Idiot Bob : "Hahahahaha xD I got tank you have no chance against me a pro player!!!!! lel"
Legend Frank : -grabs halo 1 pistol and friggen kills bob"
Idiot Bob : "WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCC MAN WHAT THE HECCCCCCCCCCCCCC"
Legend Frank : "get owned bob and also... upgrade to some real big boy words now will ya?!?!?!"
Also Legend Frank : -Drives off like a boss!-

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June 1

June 1 national give ur friend $20 day the government made this

My friend:you kno it june 1 me: ya what abt it my friend: u have to give me 20 dollars me : fine

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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

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