Snek Milk

Snek milk is a scrumptious food that you can only get from sneks. It will grant you eternal life, you fat whore.
HOW TO OBTAIN THE MILK
1. Find snek
2. Grab snek by neck
3. Spin snek
4. Collect milk flung out of snek
HOW TO EAT MILK
1. Place in boot
2. eat it you fat whore
Snek milk is endangered so if you manage to get some make sure you dont waste any and eat every morsel you fat whore.

Fat Whore: "Yes I finally got some snek milk! *drinks offensivly* snek milk I wish that I will not be a fat whore anymore.
Snek Milk: "fak you you fat whore"

Milk soup

What you call cereal if you aren’t a coward

1) cereal is just milk soup

2) oh worm? true

Milk of magnesia

Used to describe white people in terms of attraction. (Colloquial)

Dami: that white girl is attractive

Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male

She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.

Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.

Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀