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The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:
Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.
Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.
**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.
Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
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When you pull a moleshit move and ditch your friends to buy Starbucks for some dumb bitch(es), George's Law applies: "She's not gonna suck your dick man."
{Upon returning from a trip to Starbucks with two coffees}
Mole: (Lights a smoke) I think I have about an 85% chance now. I had a 60% chance before, that's about a 25% increase.
George: She's not gonna suck your dick man.
Mole: Fuck you george.
George's Law has therefore been applied.
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The theory that LGBTQ people, like stand users in the popular series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, are brought together and can gather together as friends/enemies/social circles by total accident. Many LGBTQ people have had experience with this bizarre social phenomenon. Not to be confused with Bidoof's Law
'I met all my closest friends before any of us realised we were all LGBTQ, I guess this is just another case of Hazamada's Law ! '
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Anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.
(Also if you're feeling ambivalent about something, use the word smurf.)
Steve: So I heard you just saw "Interstellar"! What did you think?
Dave: I thought Christopher Nolan totally smurfed it! His use of the black-hole singularity as a plot device was, well, smurf. It really smurfed me.
Steve: Ya, I feel ya, definitely a case of Smurfy's Law in action!
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The husband of a fag hag's fag.
My fag Joe got married, and now his new husband is my fag-in-law.
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Armandos law was used back in Nazi Germany which states- never date white women. All they do is eat hot chip and lie.
Ayo "homie" what are you doing. You're going against Armandos law
You are the definition of "Armandos Law" because all you do is eat hot chip and lie.
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Ezzy's Law was coined by Ezzy (aka the-spoopy-homosexual, the-old-homosexual, the-ol-homosexual, and other names on Tumblr) stating "If a white guy says the word “intelligent”, 95% of the time, he’s racist or smth"
(racist url) on a reblog about racism, homophobia, etc: Haha, I am still more intelligent than you
(Someone else): Ezzy's Law
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