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One who is passionate about Jesus and is unashamed enough to share with others what he has done in his or her life. They do not care what others think of them for being a follower of Jesus. Although, sadly, some are rude and unloving in the way they treat others and share their faith with others, those who are truly Christlike humbly admit that they are not perfect and that's why they need a savior. Usually used as a derogatory term.
Mark seems like a Jesus freak. He never lets a conversation go by without talking about Jesus. He even blasts Christian rap through his grill while driving around town.
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A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.
Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.
Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!
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When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.
The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.
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The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.
Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!
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My religious parents wouldn't let me get the HPV vaccine because they thought it would encourage premarital sex. Now I have a case of Jesus pox.
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A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.
Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.
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A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
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