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A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
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A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.
Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.
This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.
Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.
Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?
Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
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A military deployment or assignment causing a family separation during the holidays.
We're sending Capt Snuffy to Saudi on 10 December so that will be Operation Deny Christmas for him and his family.
When two naked and drunken people wrap themselves in Christmas lights and terrorize the neighborhood on Christmas Eve.
We put on a Christmas light Show for every one in our neighborhood!
A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.
A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY
Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!
A kickass stop-animation movie, concieved by Tim Burton. He wrote a poem that the movie was based on, but wasnt too closely involved with it otherwise.
Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.
Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
I love Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Mother says "It's a sick movie."
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