a peice of work

a one time (unique) person, object, or event, refered in a sarcastic manor

AS in: My agent is a peice of work

Our govenor is a real peice of work

That race was a peice of work

That bridge is a peice of work

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Light work

Nick Stinespring

Nick stinespring would be light work in a fight

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do work

The act of getting ridiculously drunk, blacking out, and peeing in your friend's living room.

friend 1: *peeing on friend's bookcase in front of everyone*

Friend 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

Friend 1:"Do work." *continues to pee*

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work away

To assiduously ruin your health by any kind of addictive behaviour.

1)
A: You want a smoke?
B: No, I quit two hours ago. But you go ahead and work away, you pot head.
2)
A: Let's fuck off and go for a drink.
B: Sorry dude, I can't. I have to finalize that asap.
A: Don't give me that shit, it's only a job. I've seen you working away for month now. Man, that's sad - you don't have a life anymore.

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social work

1)dealing with crisis issues and management.
2)by far the EASIEST course in university, people who flop or fail should not be in university

Guy 1:Yo hows that social work course?
Guy 2:I got a 90!
Guy 3:Shit, I flopped.

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working class

The cheapest seats on aeroplanes, trains, boats etc.

(Tannoy): " Could customers with first-class tickets please progress directly to the VIP lounge where you will be greeted with champagne and cocktails."

"Those with working class tickets should turn right on boarding the aircraft, where they will be greeted by sour-faced lags and wedged into a chair with zero legroom, between a screaming three year old and a forty-stone one-eyed prostitute. Thank you"

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Charity Work

Chatting a girl up out of sympathy because no one else will do it.

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